PERSONAL. SPACE.

My boss has serious boundary issues in more ways than one.

Boss: *Texting* “Did you get your key back from the door? I forgot to mention that I rambled through your drawer to find it and then left it open!”

I have no idea what exactly this means until she comes back a few minutes later. Apparently, she went into my desk to grab my keys and then left them in the back door, all while not telling me or asking me about it because I was in the bathroom. I didn’t know until an hour later. Anyone could’ve gotten in the back door!

The saddest part is this isn’t the worst invasion of privacy. She also went through my desk and stole eaten chocolate — with bite marks and everything — to try and placate her boss who loves all things chocolate. During a global health crisis!

I now take things home with me and make sure I have my keys on me at all times.