Peek A Peck Of Peekers in Peckville
Customer: “I’d like the number for [corporation] in Peekville, Pennsylvania. They sent me the wrong pants and I want to complain.”
Me: “Sir, there is no Peekville showing in Pennsylvania, but you’re in luck. I’m from the area and actually applied for that company when I applied here. I believe you mean Peckville.”
Customer: “I said Peek-ville, Pennsylvania.”
Me: “Sir, there is no Peekville in Pennsylvania. Is there another town you would like me to try?”
Customer: “There has to be a Peekville. The package came from there.”
Me: “Sir, how do you spell Peekville?”
Customer: “P-E-C-K-V-I-L-L-E.”
Me: “Yes, sir, let me get that for you.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?