No Meat Between The Buns, Or Her Ears
(I have just entered a fast food restaurant and gotten in line when a woman approaches the counter with a burger in hand.)
Cashier: “Hello. Is something wrong with your food?”
Customer: “I ordered a plain cheeseburger!”
(The woman takes apart the burger at the counter to reveal only three ingredients: buns, a patty, and a slice of cheese.)
Cashier: “That is a plain cheeseburger. Did you perhaps want a plain hamburger? Without the cheese?”
Customer: “No! I want a plain cheeseburger! Only cheese!”
Cashier: “Only cheese? You mean just the buns and cheese, no meat?”
Customer: “Yes! That’s a plain cheeseburger.”
Cashier: “I understand, ma’am, just one moment.” *goes and gets the meatless burger* “Just to avoid any confusion in the future, a burger will come with meat unless otherwise asked.”
Customer: “That’s why I ordered it plain! Plain means no meat!”
Me: *deciding to comment* “So, if I order a plain hamburger, I’m only going to get buns?”
Customer: “No, you—” *pauses* “Oh, I’m an idiot.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?