Eloping To Tamriel
(My fiancé and I are eating lunch. The topic of my favorite single player video game, ‘Skyrim,’ comes up. It should be noted that my fiancé owns the game and we do not yet live together.)
Me: “If I got to play the game everyday, I’d be like level 40 by now.”
Fiancé: *laughs and then gets an idea* “We should elope right now so you can get to level 40!”