Natural Selection, Hard At Work
Convenience Store | Right
| October 4, 2011
(A customer comes with an old toolbox.)
Customer: “Hey, look what I found just outside…”
(The customer opens the metal toolbox filled with mushrooms.)
Customer: “I doubt they’re the kind that make you high.”
Me: “Um, I wouldn’t eat those. I think they’re destroying angel mushrooms, which are deadly poisonous.”
Customer: “If they are, then I’ll probably eat them!” *leaves the store and never returns*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
