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(I am female, in my 20s, and the only employee at this flower shop. The owner is older than me, and also female. An elderly woman calls one morning.)
Me: “Hello, [florist].”
Elderly customer: “Hello, I was looking for an American flag to hang outside.”
Me: “Okay, we have several sizes and we carry both nylon and cotton flags.”
(I run through the sizes for her.)
Elderly customer: “I’m just not sure. Is there a man I can talk to?”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Elderly customer: “A man. I want to ask him about flags.”
Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, no men work here.”
Elderly customer: “I’ll just call back later…”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?