My Wife The Spam-bot

(My husband and I are at home. He’s working in one room and I’m surfing Facebook in the sitting room. I see an interesting link and send it to him. Then I find a second link and send it to him also. He comes running in, furious:)

Husband: “I haven’t even finished reading the first one! This is spam!”

Me: “Calm down. There’s no time limit to read these.”