Milton Goes To The Buffet
(I’m a cashier at a buffet restaurant. A customer walks up and is kinda twitchy. We go through the transaction and I am about to staple the receipt to the ticket…)
Customer: “NO! DON’T STAPLE! DON’T STAPLE! I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU STAPLE MY TICKET…!”
Me: “Uh, okay, sir, I won’t staple it for you…”
(All of a sudden, the customer calms down. He smiles, and walks away, only to later approach me again.)
Customer: “Ma’am, I think there is a problem in your bathrooms.”
Me: “Okay, what is the problem?”
Customer: “Well, in the men’s bathroom the left… left… faucet has very… very… poor water pressure.”
Me: “…”
Customer: “I will come in again, and if you have not fixed this problem by then, I’m afraid I’m going to have to speak with a manager.”
Me: “Okay, sir. I will let a manager know.”
Customer: “Please do so… immediately.”
Me: “Immediately.”
Customer: *smiles a creepy smile and walks away*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?