Maybe The Chickens Were Vegetarian?

(My family decides to go out to eat for dinner at a popular Mexican restaurant near us. The young waiter brings us our drinks, and then proceeds to take our meal orders. My mom, who is sitting to my left, orders last.)

Waiter: “And what can I get for you, ma’am?”

Mom: “A vegetarian burrito with chicken, please.”

(The waiter stares at her in confused silence; meanwhile, the rest of us are trying to hold in our laughter.)

Dad: “She’ll just have the chicken burrito.”

(The poor waiter looked as confused as ever when he left our table and we all burst out laughing!)