Making Mole-Hills Out Of Mosquito Bites
(My boyfriend, mom, sister and I are having dinner outside during summer.)
Me: *scratching my chest* “Ouch! I have so many mosquito bites. One just bit my boob!”
Sister: “What boob? You don’t have any.”
Mom: “Hey! Maybe with that bite you can finally fill out that bra and give your boyfriend something to look at!”