Caught Read Handed
(I have been reading fluently since the age of four. My regular preschool teacher knows this. One day we have a substitute.)
Substitute: “All right, boys and girls. Now we’re going to draw! Go ahead and draw whatever you want to. I’ll come around and write down on your paper what you drew!”
(The substitute works her way around the room and finally gets to me.)
Substitute: “[My Name], what did you draw?”
Me: “It’s Mommy, and Daddy, and [My Name], and [Dog’s Name], going to dinner at [local restaurant]. Write that, please!”
(The substitute begins to write “My family goes to dinner” on the page.)
Me: “NOOOOOO! I said ‘Mommy, and Daddy, and [My Name], and [Dog’s Name], going to dinner at [local restaurant]’! That says ‘My family goes to dinner’!”
(The substitute stares at me for a second. Then she writes down what I had said, word for word.)
Me: “THANK you.”
(The substitute hurries out of the room but forgets to close the door. Moments later, floating in from the hallway, my whole class can hear her.)
Substitute: “Why didn’t somebody tell me one of them could read?!”