To Sleep, Perchance To Scream
Professor: “Do NOT fall asleep in my class. You will regret it.”
(However, because the class was right after lunch and in a very warm classroom, sometimes people did drowse and one day a student fell asleep across his desk.)
Professor: “Ha. Opportunity strikes.”
(The professor borrows my hardcover Complete Works of Shakespeare, tiptoes over to the guy’s desk, holds it over his head, and lets it go. It hits the floor like the hammer of the gods.)
Sleeping Guy: *bolts upright, eyes wide in panic* “I’M AWAKE! I’M AWAKE!”
Professor: “Now you are, yes. Let’s keep it that way.”
(I later got to go to England for a two-and-a-half week theatre tour with this bad-a** prof, and loved every minute of it!)
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