Intelligence Abhors A Vacuum, Part 7
(It’s late in the afternoon and I’m preparing to close the store of the night. One of the tasks that must be completed in the last hour before closing is the vacuuming. As I’m doing this, a woman approaches me.)
Customer: “Excuse me, do you work here?”
Me: “No, ma’am, I just like vacuuming for kicks.”
(At this point the customer stops, clearly confused, and stares open-mouthed.)
Customer: “Really?”
Related:
Intelligence Abhors A Vacuum, Part 6
Intelligence Abhors A Vacuum, Part 5
Intelligence Abhors A Vacuum, Part 4
Intelligence Abhors A Vacuum, Part 3
Intelligence Abhors A Vacuum, Part 2
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
