I Love You From Adam
(Watching a trailer for new film ‘Pixels.’)
Boyfriend: “This film looks terrible.”
Me: “You know why it looks terrible…”
Me & Boyfriend: “Because Adam Sandler is in it.”
Boyfriend: “And that’s why I love you.”
Me: “What, because of my hatred of Adam Sandler films?”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?