There Are Doctors, And There Are Dockters

(My fiancée and I are at our separate computers when she notices a story on Tumblr about a doctor with an interesting surname.)

Fiancée: “If my last name was Dockter, I don’t think I would ever become a doctor.”

Me: “If my last name were Dockter, I would totally have become a doctor. Are you kidding me?”

Fiancée: “There are two kinds of people…”