I Have Half A Mind To Call You A Rude Name
I’m working at an indie pizza place. A couple comes to the counter and orders a half-meat-lovers, half-vegetarian pizza. That may sound odd, but it is actually a common order at the shop; the veggie pizza just tastes that good.
The order is made up and sent out to the table. Moments later, the girlfriend is at the counter ranting at us.
Girlfriend: “The meat juices are running onto the vegetarian side of the pizza! You should have known this wasn’t acceptable!”
Eventually, she storms off, and her tired-looking boyfriend comes up to get a takeaway box for the pizza.
Me: “Sorry again. If we’d known the two sides weren’t allowed to touch, we would have suggested two small pizzas instead of a half-and-half.”
Boyfriend: *Sighs* “It’s okay. Don’t worry about it.”
He goes to get his girlfriend and leave.
The next customer comes up and says, loud enough for the whole shop to hear:
Customer: “A large pizza, please, half meat-lovers, half vegetarian. And we don’t care if the two halves touch.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?