Hasta-La-Vista
Customer: “Hey, you know them laptops over there? Do they come with the Internet?”
Me: “They are Internet-capable and also have WI-Fi.”
Customer: “So, I buy it and send it to the warehouse and they put the Internet on it for me?”
Me: “You just need to select a company and purchase their Internet services.”
Customer: “What? Then what the h*** is that Visto thing that comes on it? I need to buy two Internets?”
Me: “No. Windows Vista is an operating system.”
Customer: *blank stare*
Me: “Getting the Internet is kinda like getting cable television.”
Customer: “Cable?”
(The conversation only went downhill from there.)
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?
