Hasn’t Got The Heart To Know The Difference
Paramedic #1: “Do you have any preexisting healthcare conditions?”
Patient: “No.”
Paramedic #1: “Ever been to hospital?”
Patient: “Nope!”
Paramedic #1: “Do you take any medications?”
Patient: “No.”
(After diagnosing a heart attack and commencing treatment, the patient starts feeling better. He chats with the second paramedic on the way to hospital.)
Patient: “Hang on, I have had one thing…”
Paramedic #2: “Yes?”
Patient: “It was, uh…”
Paramedic #2: “Yes?”
Patient: “A what-do-you-call-it… A cardiac arrest! Had one of those before.”
(And that’s why health care staff ask so many stupid and repetitive questions!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
