Has No In-Tent Of Saving Her

(My husband & I met online through a zombie game, so zombies are a natural part of our life. We even had a bride & groom with guns on top of the wedding cake fighting the zombies off. However, I HATE camping, so we’ve decided that I’ll be screwed if the zombie apocalypse happens.)

Me: “Lovey, if this was the zombie apocalypse, what would we do?”

Husband: “You won’t even camp… You wouldn’t survive a day! So I’ll use you for bait instead.”

Me: “What if we find a building to hole up in that still has running water and toilets?”

Husband: “Nope. Still bait.”