Guess The Magician & Clowns Are Out Too

, | Right | May 7, 2009

(I work at a party store that sells balloons. A middle-aged woman comes up to me and the following takes place.)

Me: “Hello. How can I help you today?”

Customer: “Do y’all sell, like… balloons for funerals?”

Me: “I’m sorry… what?”

Customer: “You know, like balloons for a funeral. Like, ‘Sorry For Your Loss’…?”

Me: “Um… no.”

Customer: “Okay, thanks!” *leaves*

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