Going On And Hobbiton All Night

(My boyfriend and I are both pretty dorky; we’re discussing the topic of “erotic Dungeons & Dragons.”)

Boyfriend: “How would you even make that sexy? Would you have to roll initiative to see if you can take your pants off or not?”

Me: “I don’t know, I think there’s a lot of kinky potential in the fantasy genre. Like… orc orgies?”

Boyfriend: “Goblin grinding?”

Me: “Wizard wanking!”

Boyfriend: “Hobbit humping! Wait, no. Hobbit’s are proprietary, so they aren’t in D&D.”

Me: “It’d have to be halfling humping. Otherwise it’s just sexy copyright violation.”