It’s All For One

| Australia | Romantic | December 16, 2016

(My husband is just about to go on a three-day camping trip with his friends. I don’t sleep very well when he’s away. He asks what he can do to help.)

Husband: “Feeling okay, my darling?”

Me: “Mehhh, just a bit tired. Hopefully I’ll sleep well.”

Husband: “Sleep well when I’m away? Right.”

Me: “I’m planning on a food coma.”

Husband: “Oh?”

Me: “All the ice cream. All of it.”

Husband: *laughs* “What type were you thinking of?”

Me: “Which part of ALL wasn’t clear?”

(He bought me a large take-home pack before he left.)

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