How Angelina Jolie Orders Takeout
Chats & DMs | Romantic
| December 14, 2016
(My husband is rarely home from work at a consistent time, so he messages to let me know when to expect him. Our baby daughter woke up early from a nap in the middle of this exchange…)
Husband: “All going well. Be home around 18:15.”
Me: “Okay. What you wanna do for dinner?”
Husband: “Be lazy and get takeout?”
Me: “I love you.”
Husband: “I love me, too. Have a think of what you’d like.”
Me: *noticing daughter* “A well-rested baby…”
Husband: “Indian or Chinese well-rested baby?”
Me: “Quarter pounder well-rested drive-thru baby.”
(Pause.)
Me: “With extra cheese.”
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