Going A Little Overboard With The Theme

(I am doing my dorm up with a pirate theme. Knowing how much my sister loves ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’, I decide to ask her what sort of things I should put on the posters I am making. I am thinking along the lines of hats, peg legs, etc.)

Me: *walking out onto the porch* “What do pirates have?”

Sister: *silence*

Me: “Like, what do they possess?”

Sister: “Uh…scurvy?”