Giving You Some Lip-Schtick
I help people with their problems on their applications.
Me: “Thanks for calling [Company]. This is the helpline; how may I help you?”
Customer: “I need help with ya computer s***.”
Me: “Okay, I’m glad to help. What do you see on your desktop computer that is giving you problems?”
Customer: “I see my TV dinner, Pepsi cola, and lipstick. How in da h*** are you going to help me asking what I am eating?!”
Me: “Ma’am, I am asking what’s on your desktop screen; is it on?”
Customer: “Oh, nah, it’s blank. How do you turn it on?”
Me: “It’s like a car; you must press the button to start it.”
Customer: “I don’t have no keys for this s***.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?