Giving Her An Ounce Of Encouragement

(I recently bought a new car that comes with a Bluetooth connection. I use it to call my boyfriend on my way home from work every night. We’ve had our conversation and are saying good night.)

Me: “I love you.”

Boyfriend: “I love you, too.”

Me: “I love you more.”

Boyfriend: *pause* “I love you an ounce less than you love me, because I know how much you like to win.”