Not Going To Let You (T)Win

(Although there is no history of twins in either of our families, because she is quite small she is very afraid of having twins. Shortly after informing me she’s pregnant, this happens:)

Me: “Maybe we’ll have twins!” *evil grin*

Wife: “Oh, h***, no!”

Me: “I guess we’ll have to start using condoms again so that doesn’t happen.”

Wife: *laughing* “That’s not how it works…”

Me: “Well, it should! And if we have twins it’ll be your fault, anyway.”

Wife: “Oyy…”