Getting The Wrong End Of The Stick

, , , | Related | February 27, 2014

(We are at the fair with my two-year-old son. We’re all eating corndogs.)

Husband: “Are you sure you’re not pregnant?”

Me: “Yep, I did the pee-on-a-stick test. Came up negative, thank god!”

Husband: “No kidding! Not ready for another!”

Two-year-old son: *staring at his corndog* “Pee on a stick? That sounds terrible!”

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