Force Play Beats Fore Play

(My boyfriend walks into the bedroom, and flops on the bed.)

Boyfriend: “Can we have smexy times now?”

Me: “How about you actually try and seduce me, or be romantic about it? You know, work up to smexy time instead of trying to schedule it.”

(He makes a sound of disgust, as though the thought of putting in any effort in is a huge inconvenience.)

Me: “Fine.”

(I flop on the bed like a dead body, fully clothed.)

Me: “Just let me know when you’re done.”

Boyfriend: “Come on, don’t be like that.”

Me: “Either do it right, or do it fast so I can go back to playing Star Wars.”

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