Immor-Tactlessly

(My boyfriend and I are watching the superhero movie ‘Hancock’ one evening.)

Boyfriend: “I would think being immortal would be the coolest thing ever. I would just lounge on the sphinx all day!”

Me: *hoping for a romantic remark* “Yes, but what would you do once I died?”

Boyfriend: “I would still lounge on the sphinx. It’s not going anywhere!”