Dovahkiin Kin

(My boyfriend and I have both been playing a lot of ‘Skyrim’ lately. Earlier in the evening we went out to dinner and were discussing marriage, weddings, etc. He later goes out with a friend, while I stay home playing ‘Skyrim.’ I already have a home and two children in-game, and decide to find myself a husband as well. I’ve just gotten back ‘home’ in-game when my boyfriend actually arrives home.)

Boyfriend: “What’s up?”

Me: “I got married.”

Boyfriend: “Just couldn’t wait, could you?”

Me: “Nope.”

Boyfriend: “Well, I guess that’s it, then.”

Me: “Yup.”

Boyfriend: “I’ll have my things packed in the morning.”

Me: “Okay.”

(We both start to giggle, when suddenly one of my in-game children runs up to me.)

Child: “Mama!”

Boyfriend: “OH, AND KIDS, TOO!? WELL, F*** YOU!”