Lucky Crumbly Guess
(My girlfriend and I think very much alike. We often say that we are psychic if we say things at the same time.)
Me: “I actually am a real psychic, but I never read your mind so I wouldn’t freak you out.”
Girlfriend: “Yeah, sure. So, what am I thinking about?”
Me: *guessing* “Chocolate chip cookies.”
Girlfriend: “Wait, what?”
Me: “Now you’re thinking of baking them with your mom because she makes the best ones.”
Girlfriend: *after a moments silence* “How did you do that?”
Me: “I told you didn’t I?”
(To this day she tells people I’m psychic.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?