Don’t Get Your Pantyhose In A Twist

, , , | Right | February 20, 2011

(The phone rings. My coworker, a very proper, older lady, answers it.)

Coworker: “Thank you for calling [Store] beauty department. How may I help you?”

Caller: “Do you have pantyhose on?”

Coworker: “I beg your pardon?”

Caller: “Do you have pantyhose on?”

Coworker: *shocked* “Oh, my! Such filth! I have never in my life!”

(She hangs up and runs to the break room completely flustered. A minute later the phone rings again and I answer it this time.)

Me: “Thank you for calling [Store] beauty department. How may I help you?”

Caller: “Yes, hello, I would like to know if you have pantyhose on sale this week? My husband called to check for me a moment ago and somebody hung up on him.”

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