Don’t Count On A Kiss
(My partner is about to go away for 3 days to a work function. We’ve been together 6 years and always miss each other like crazy.)
Partner: “Are you going to miss me? Twenty kisses for yes, one for no.”
(I burst out laughing before giving him thirty-plus kisses.)
Partner: “So…was that a yes or lots of no’s?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?