Doesn’t Enjoy Bird Watching But Quite Likes The Woods
High School | Learning
| March 12, 2013
(I am sitting quietly in Current Affairs when I get a tap on the back from behind from a student.)
Student: “Hey. Is Dick Cheney the funny man on TV?”
Me: “No, he was the Vice President during the Bush Administration.”
Student: *blank look*
Me: “You know, he was the one who shot his friend in the face while quail hunting?”
Student: “Oh my God, he what! Wait, what’s a quail?”
Me: “It’s a type of bird.”
Student: “Why on earth would anyone kill a bird?”
Me: “To eat?”
Student: “That’s disgusting!”
Me: “Where do you think chicken’s come from!?”
Student: “Oh… right. I swear I’m not dumb! I know who Tiger Woods is!”
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