Does She Know French Fries Come From Potatoes?

I was a server in a restaurant. A woman at a table ordered just chicken. I started listing chicken entrees, and she rudely interrupted.

Woman: “Uh, like, just plain chicken.”

So, I brought her a chicken breast. She stared at it and barked:

Woman: “What the f*** is this?!”

Me: “The chicken you ordered?”

Woman: “THIS IS NOT CHICKEN! THIS IS FISH!”

After back and forth, I realized that she had never seen chicken that wasn’t deep-fried and breaded, but no matter how I explained, she was adamant it was fish.

I brought her chicken nuggets.

Woman: “See, this is chicken!”