Deranged Marriage
(It is our wedding night. As my husband and I try to go to sleep, we talk to each other.)
Me: “We have been married for eight hours!”
Husband: “I know! You haven’t cooked for me the ENTIRE TIME we have been married!”
Me: “Well, you haven’t taken the trash out the ENTIRE TIME we have been married!”
Husband: “You know what the weirdest thing is, though?”
Me: “What?”
Husband: “Neither of us has pooped the ENTIRE TIME we’ve been married.”
Me: “How do you know?”
Husband: “Well, have you pooped since we got married?”
Me: “No, but—”
Husband: “Neither have I! See, I was right.”
Me: “This is going on Not Always Romantic.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?