The Couple That Slays Together, Stays Together, Part 14
(I have just bought a small—but extremely heavy—crowbar. My boyfriend picks it up and hefts it in his hand.)
Boyfriend: “Wow, you could kill me in my sleep with this thing!”
Me: “And you could kill me in my sleep!”
Boyfriend: “Nah, I wouldn’t need one of these to do that.”
Me: “What?!”
Boyfriend: “Shall we go take a nap? I bet you’re really sleepy! Let’s go cuddle on the bed and fall asleep!”
Me: “Noooo!”
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