The Couple That Slays Together, Stays Together, Part 14

| Romantic | April 3, 2013

(I have just bought a small—but extremely heavy—crowbar. My boyfriend picks it up and hefts it in his hand.)

Boyfriend: “Wow, you could kill me in my sleep with this thing!”

Me: “And you could kill me in my sleep!”

Boyfriend: “Nah, I wouldn’t need one of these to do that.”

Me: “What?!”

Boyfriend: “Shall we go take a nap? I bet you’re really sleepy! Let’s go cuddle on the bed and fall asleep!”

Me: “Noooo!”

 

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