Dating A Crazy Horse
(I’ve been doing a little naked sunbathing to take advantage of the fact that no one can look into our flat. I get up and walk into the kitchen where my girlfriend is getting a glass of water.)
Girlfriend: “You’ve been eating M&M’s! I can smell them! Also, I was thinking that if you had a Native American name, it would be Long Balls. They’re almost down to your knees!”
Me: “….”
(The sunshine had had a predictable anatomical effect, but honestly, Long Balls?)
Me: “This is going on Not Always Romantic. Immediately.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?