Christmas In The Amazon

(Christmas has already blown through my house. My family has already unwrapped their presents, and my siblings and their children have gone home. My fiancé and I are cuddling in bed after a full day.)

Fiancé: “Hey, I felt bad for not getting you any Christmas presents! So, I ordered some gifts for you off of Amazon. They clearly won’t be here before Christmas, but could you avoid looking in the cart?”

Me: “Aww! That’s so sweet! Of course I won’t; I ADORE surprises!”

(A little while later, I go to check my messages after receiving the wrong item a while ago. I accidentally hit “my orders” instead of “my account” so I see ALL of the presents my fiancé has purchased for me.)

Me: “Wha! [Fiancé], I’m so sorry! I accidentally saw all of my presents!”

Fiancé: “It’s okay—”

Me: “But I wanted them to be a surprise!”

Fiancé: “Did you like them?”

Me: “Yes!”

Fiancé: “Well, I’ll just have to get you more Christmas surprises!”

(My fiancé is so sweet!)