Your Girlfriend’s Vision Is Based On Movement

, , , , | Romantic | December 23, 2017

(My boyfriend and I are having guests over. I realize I’ve left something in our bedroom, on a high shelf, so I excuse myself to retrieve it, only to find my boyfriend following me.)

Me: “What are you doing?”

Boyfriend: “I know the item is on a high shelf, so I came to help. You and your stubby arms!”

Me: “You’re just jealous because I’m one step closer to being a T-Rex than you are.”

(My boyfriend stops walking.)

Boyfriend: “Oh, my God… You’re right!”

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