Chicken Soup For The Dark Soul

(I’m messaging with my boyfriend online while eating dinner. I tend to add eggs to my noodle soup so that I can have protein.)

Me: “Is it creepy that I put eggs in my noodle and chicken broth soup?”

Boyfriend: “No. Why would it be?”

Me: “Because, it’s like ‘I’m eating your unborn children in a bath of yooooooou!'”

Boyfriend: “Well, it’s creepy NOW…”