Causing A Stink With The Law

(We are just waking up, and I’m trying to roll over to snuggle into my boyfriend. We’re both attorneys, so sometimes our language reflects that.)

Boyfriend: “Stop.”

Me: “But I want to snuggle face-to-face.”

Boyfriend: “No, you’re stinky and I’m stinky.”

Me: “I’m not stinky, you’re stinky! But I’m willing to waive the stinky to snuggle.”