Boyfriend Steaks Are Rare

| Romantic | April 18, 2012

(I’ve just surprised my meat-loving girlfriend with steak. She’s ecstatic.)

Girlfriend: *happily* “I love you so much!”

Me: “Do you love me more than steak?”

Girlfriend: “Yes!”

Me: “Really?”

Girlfriend: “Of course, don’t be silly!”

Me: “How about me as a steak?”

Girlfriend: *appalled* “No! I would never want you to be a steak! Then I’d never see you again after I ate you. Except later, when I crapped you back out again.”

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