Boyfriend Steaks Are Rare
(I’ve just surprised my meat-loving girlfriend with steak. She’s ecstatic.)
Girlfriend: *happily* “I love you so much!”
Me: “Do you love me more than steak?”
Girlfriend: “Yes!”
Me: “Really?”
Girlfriend: “Of course, don’t be silly!”
Me: “How about me as a steak?”
Girlfriend: *appalled* “No! I would never want you to be a steak! Then I’d never see you again after I ate you. Except later, when I crapped you back out again.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
