One Door Opens…
Coffee Shop | Romantic | April 19, 2012
Boyfriend: “You know, you have become such a fixture in my life. I honestly can’t picture my life without you in it.”
Me: “Aw, that’s so sweet!”
Boyfriend: “It’s true. You’re like a doorknob.”
Me: “Are you kidding me?”
Boyfriend: “What? Can you honestly imagine your life without doorknobs?”
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