Bewitching Music

(I am a practicing witch, whereas my fiancé is non-religious. This conversation happens during our discussing moving in together.)

Me: “Do you mind if I hang witchy stuff on our bedroom walls?”

Fiancé: “Go for it. Just as long as I can hang whatever I want up, too.”

Me: “Sure thing! What kind of stuff?”

Fiancé: *thinks for a moment* “Severed goat’s heads.”

Me: *shocked* “Those are invoking the wrong kinds of spirits!”

Fiancé: “Yeah, the metal kind! There will be only one religious holiday in our household, and it will be the Sabbath. The Black Sabbath!”