Be My Mrs. Potato-Head
(On Facebook, I find a meme that compares “how she sees herself vs. how you see her” with an uncooked potato vs. a loaded baked potato. I show it to my wife.)
Wife: “…That’s a lot of carbs.”
Me: “I’m just trying to say how much I love you.”
Wife: “By calling me a potato?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?