Be Glad It Wasn’t A Baguette

| Cincinnati, OH, USA | Friendly | March 18, 2016

(A group of friends and I are out to dinner at a buffet before we see a movie. One friend has stepped away to refill her plate, while the other is telling me a story.)

Friend #1: “So, I shove the whole croissant into my mouth without using my hands, and swallow it basically whole.”

Friend #2: *as she walks back over* “Wait, what?”

Me: *as matter-of-factly and with as straight a face as I can* “[Friend #1] deep-throated a croissant.”

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