Always Breast To Share, Part 2

(We’re both girls. I am watching a show where a woman is talking about how her husband left her after she had to remove her breasts due to cancer. My girlfriend is quite a bit bustier than me, and we often joke about that.)

Me: “If I had to remove my breasts, would you leave me?”

Girlfriend: “Of course not! I love you no matter what happens. And besides, I’ve got enough boobs for the two of us!”