Not Quite A Movie Ending

(My boyfriend of a year and a half and I are sitting on the couch watching a sad movie; I am crying.)

Me: “This movie makes me sad.”

Boyfriend: “I can make you feel better. Turn and face me.”

(I turn and he promptly sticks his face in my cleavage.)

Me: “This isn’t making me feel better.”

Boyfriend: “It’s making me feel better.”